• Person: How do lesbians have sex?
  • Me: The question is how do they stop.

shockingblankets:

This is my home.

(via blondeemo)

faboulouslyflamboyant:

tinglife:

afuckingbowlofsoup:

silverslices:

Everyone’s got a gay cousin.

If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.

#I’m the gay cousin

I’m the gay cousin

I AM the gay cousin

(via siennabb)

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

(via sarsasstical)


How to: make kitten burrito

(via sarsasstical)

juilan:

Let’s play “How drunk I can get at a family party without them knowing”

(via to-the-sea)

(Source: mtvgirlcode, via fghtffyrdmnsx)

californiakitten:

falconktango:

Woah calm down there Satan.

I’m just gunna save this so I can fuck with Geo when we get our house. ^-^

(Source: iraffiruse, via thelesbianicplague)